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1. Question: What do you do if you have one twin who doesn't sleep as much as her sister? Who has started crawling and eats everything off the floor? Who needs a little more attention than her parents can give her?
Answer: Trap her in a bunch of water bottles.
2. Question: What do you do if you are trying to make dinner, need to change a poopie diaper, and the other twin is crying?
Answer: Give her some chocolate.
1. Question: What do you do if you have one twin who doesn't sleep as much as her sister? Who has started crawling and eats everything off the floor? Who needs a little more attention than her parents can give her?
Answer: Trap her in a bunch of water bottles.
2. Question: What do you do if you are trying to make dinner, need to change a poopie diaper, and the other twin is crying?
Answer: Give her some chocolate.
7 comments:
Crawling??? No way! If I cry loud enough will you give me chocolate??
I love your warning. The girls are adorable.
Look at those curls! Did the others have curls like that?
yep, been there, done that!
What kind of mother would do that!!!! your children are going to be fat! you need to teach them life lessons at a young age. please, please rethink your priorities!!!
Tell me that last comment is from someone you know and not some coward who was too afraid to out themselves...
I can't believe a lurker left that fat comment. What kind of mother would do that? A good one I guess. Hilarious. I eat chocolate, I'm not fat.
Your daughter looks adorable with that bar of chocolate.
Life is short, enjoy chocolate.
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